Seriously if you truly want to be drooling on the couch, couchlock is your solution. Believe me when I say that just 1 or 2 hits will have you couchlocked. Even veteran smokers will be drooling in a closed eye daze within 15 minutes, promise. Just turn your lights out and try to keep your eyes open. You’ll most likely end up soaked in a puddle of drool after staring at the same spot on the wall for over 8 hours.
Seriously if you truly want to be drooling on the couch, couchlock is your solution. Believe me when I say that just 1 or 2 hits will have you couchlocked. Even veteran smokers will be drooling in a closed eye daze within 15 minutes, promise. Just turn your lights out and try to keep your eyes open. You’ll most likely end up soaked in a puddle of drool after staring at the same spot on the wall for over 8 hours.
Medical patients actually prefer the couchlocking effects, especially patients with real pain agree on couchlock for their sleep with a comforting body buzz that renders you motionless, content and comfortable relief from pain.
Couchlock is without a doubt the most stupefying strain you’ll ever sample. If you enjoy our Couchlock be sure to try our Afghani Dream, she makes up half of our Couchlock.
This strain was created for the people who just want to feel stupid and be put on the couch. She’s a hard hitting indica! She’s gonna put you damn near asleep after a toke or two.
She grow’s hardy and is resilient in harsh outdoor conditions. Heavy winds and cold rain and snow won’t be enough to take her down. Mold and pest/rodent resistant makes this a great strain for the newbie.
She’lll grow compact with lush dark green leaves. She’ll start to stretch up a little once the flowering cycle is induced. She’ll finish quickly forming long dense colas that are ready for harvest within 49 days and only 2.5′-3′ feet tall. You won’t find a higher yielding strain that can grow in under 50 days.
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